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Online JoytheDog

54. MONEY FOR NOTHING (Dire Straits song parody)
« on: March 01, 2019, 03:06:24 pm »
Been wanting to do this song for a long time but couldn't come up with anything until now...

MONEY FOR NOTHING (Dire Straits song parody)

(Please...send ...me... gifts... for... free)

Lookit dem trolls, this is how they do it
Watch my vids and call the cops on me
I ain't workin', this is how I do it
Money for nothin' and gifts for free

I ain't workin', this is how I do it
No job for me, man I ain't dumb
Jack squat on Patreon, that's the way I do it
The carefree life of a jobless bum

Traded my truck for an easy-bake oven
Mel's in the kitchen, cooking botulism for me
We've got no food in the refrigerator
But I've got a wide screen TV


See my buddy faggot with the earring and cowboy hat
willin' and drillin' in the back of his truck
That little faggot took his goats back
That's why I'm no longer friends with Buck

Outside's a blizzard, what's dat noise?
Now I'm plowed in, shoulda paid that fee
My neighbor's got his own private snow plow
Got a feelin' that he's pissed at me

Traded my truck for an easy-bake oven
Mel's in the kitchen, cooking salmonella for me
We've got no burgers in the refrigerator
But Brokeback Mountain's on the TV


Look at dis, another unboxing
Let's see what crap my viewers sent to me
This asshole's got his own DIY banner
but can't afford to feed his family

I beg you viewers, please call the feds
Do all my dirty work for me
Dat ain't no possum, dat's Doc on my cameras
Drove acrost state to steal my cats from me

Traded my truck for an easy-bake oven
Mel's in the kitchen, cooking rotten deer meat for me
We've got no food in the refrigerator
But I've got a wide screen TV


I ain't working, dis is how I do it
Money for nothin', gifts for free
Money for nothin', gifts for free
Money for nothin', gifts for free

Don't call them... don't call them... don't call CPS on me...


The original:
Matthew 11:7 - What went ye out into the wilderness to see? A REID shaken with the wind?
 

Online Catscratch

Re: 54. MONEY FOR NOTHING (Dire Straits song parody)
« Reply #1 on: March 01, 2019, 04:32:56 pm »
Great song parody, with updated info! 👍
"I worked my butt off my whole life to make others richer."
"Now they're paying me back with PayPal donations."
 

Online Honey Badger

Re: 54. MONEY FOR NOTHING (Dire Straits song parody)
« Reply #2 on: March 01, 2019, 08:37:53 pm »

Trog and his cult.... Money for nothing, the dicks are free!  ;D

Trog the homesteader....  Money for nothing the ticks are free!  ;D
 
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