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55. COMFORTABLE BUM (Pink Floyd's "Comfortably Numb")
« on: April 21, 2019, 09:42:26 am »
COMFORTABLE BUM (to the tune of Pink Floydís ďComfortably NumbĒ

Hello Errbuddy
Is anybody out there?
My views are getting low
Maybe theyíre tired of my fake show

Come on now
Buy some stuff on Amazon, please
I know my content sucks
But I gotta make some bucks

Relax
Iíve got a full-time job now, see?
Working my fingers to the bone
Itís why Iím not at home

Iíve got no brains but itís deceiving
A frigginí shit show at my faux homestead
But Iíve got more subs than Ryan
My lips move, thatís how you know Iím lyiní
When I was a child I got away with things
Flapped my gums like a buffoon
Now Iím scamming adults once again
I Ďsplain myself but you donít understand
A ghoul is who I am
I have become a comfortable bum

Okay
Theyíre all calliní me a prick now
So I cry waaaaaaahhhhhh
From Melís slop Iím feeling sick

I wonít stand up
I feel that working is for fools
I wonít punch a clock
Iíd rather sit home and unbox

Iíve got no brains but Iíve deceived you
A frigginí shit show at my faux homestead
But Iíve got more subs than Ryan
My lips move, thatís how you know Iím lyiní
I act like a child
when Iím around young Sam
But Trucker Buck caught my eye
He sold the goats and now heís gone
I point my middle finger on it now
This child ainít grown
Ainít matured none
I have become a comfortable bum


The original for reference:
« Last Edit: April 21, 2019, 09:23:00 pm by JoytheDog »
Matthew 11:7 - What went ye out into the wilderness to see? A REID shaken with the wind?